Alice: I love to get down with some fish, fo' sho.
Woolf: This is probably not appropriate conversations to have at the fish counter in a CC whole foods. Think of the rich ladies and their precious ears?
Fish Monger (FM): Oh come on, jokes about fish are the only perk of the job.
Woolf: I'll take that piece of Salmon.
FM: You have to cook it before you put it in your mouth.
Alice: You're telling me I have to heat it up before I eat it?
FM: Of course. I do know my fish, I've eaten all kinds.
Alice: Can I get a soft sauce for my hot fish?
Woolf: CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE?!
Proof that Alice is far cooler than Woolf. Exhibit A.
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