1. I feel like they are that "2:30 feeling" but all day. I need a 24 hour energy drink just to get thru it.
2. Nothing fun is ever on a Wednesday. I mean, who has time to tear it up and paint the town red in the middle of the week? No one. We are all still recovering from Monday's torturous start to the week, mostly caused by Sundays drinking and consequential hangover.
3. Wednesdays are in the middle of week. 'Nuff said. Its a day of the week sandwich, without all the good sandwich stuff.
4. People constantly say "Happy Hump Day!" to me, which is silly because if it were an actual happy hump day, I would happily be humping someone. DUH. Plus, the pun of it being hump day because its the middle of the weeks isn't that good and who ever thought of it should be seriously scolded.
5. There are never any good drink specials at the local bars that don't come with the torture of listening to people karaoke.
6. Day time t.v. is most boring on Wednesday. I need DRAMA to get through Wednesdays, lets work on this television people. Spice up "Hump Day" and make your shows more humpy.
7. Most conventions downtown (where I spend most of days) are in full swing by Wednesdays so it's nearly impossible to get from point a to point b downtown without at least 3 people asking for directions to some place that you can actually see from where you are standing.
and finally...
8. The best prices to fly out of town are usually on Wednesdays, but who wants to be stuck on a plane with flight attendants who keep saying "Happy Hump Day" next to the soccer mom (because they pinch pennies too) that keeps giving you dirty looks for enjoying cocktails. Not this lesbian.
Happy Hump Day...live up to the name and HUMP.
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