Charmed, we're sure.
We are fantastic (not to be egotistical or anything). We are platonic life partners (PLPs) who adventure around this great city of ours, Denver. The claim to fame around here–beer and being a mile high. Meaning, visitors get drunk faster and can't breathe well. We, of course, are immune to both these things, though have been known to have a few too many libations from time to time.
Alright fine, pretty much any day that ends in a Y.
Vagina Woolf spent time on the eastern side of our country getting a higher education, while Alice moved here in adult-ish hood and dropped out of school. Woolf studied Tibetan Philosophy (yeah, she's the brain of this duo) and Alice studied, well women and Political Science Management (or the art of getting what you want).
If this were a game of Scrabble, we would win. If this were a game of Monopoly, we would own all the hotels. Even one on Boardwalk bitches. Intimidating, we know. But we're not really, so take a moment to catch your breath and collect your wits.
Woolf is a writer by passion, a wordsmith if you will. She is an avid marketer, of all things epic, even herself. Catch phrases and one liners may or may not be what she is good at. She also has an affinity for economics (anyone want to be her sugar mama?)
As for Alice, she is a musician and a spa junkie. No no, she doesn't inject hot oil into her veins, but she has been known to use a few hot towels on clients. Musically, she is awkward. In the taking-whiskey-shots-on-stage kinda way.
So what unites us? Aside from our mutual awesomeness and ability to finish eachothers sentences?
We are both goldstars.
If you don't know what a goldstar is, you either aren't one or aren't gay enough to get it. We will help you out...A goldstar is a lesbian identified woman who has only slept with women. I/E no dick has ever crossed these labias. We are as gay as they cum (yes, we meant it that way). Don't beat yourself up if you aren't one, we will let you into our inner circle, but only with a visitor's badge and some hand sanitizer.
We both have lived fabulous lives thus far, including world traveling and stories you probably won't believe. So we won't bore with the details of our past, because we don't want jealous readers (yet). From here on out, we will fill this blog with things we put in our mouths and the things that come out them. We both love good food and neither of us can bite our tongues, so this should be fun. On multiple occasions we have been told we should "write that shit down" or have been asked to be invited to our famous PLP dinner parties for two.
So consider this your invitation and us writing it down. Sit down and stay awhile (Woolf wanted to say that, Alice wanted to remind you that we don't repeat ourselves, so this is your one and only formal invitation).
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