Yep, her secret is out. She is a granola, crunchy, I-love-the-great-outdoors, only wear chapstick kinda lesbian.
Anyways, while she off playing Into the Wild I will be holding things down in the Denver...
In case you were curious, here is my agenda for the weekend:
1. Saturday Brunch with an old flame. Don't worry, I packed burn cream in my bag.
2. Errand running with Ellen the Generous, to include going to Target and staging something very gay...maybe. If I can convince her its a good idea.
3. Debauchery...the kinda that comes with too many libations and too many lesbians.
4. Chores, because I have put them off.
5. Seeing the apple of my eye on Sunday (it has been over a week!) mushy yes, but needed.
6. Lots of dance moves and inappropriate comments.
7. Potential drunk driving (via mario kart, duh!)
that's it.
Thats my weekend.
Woolf better come home soon, because I feel less smarmy with every passing second.
Even this post was a sad attempt to keep up the sarcasm.
COME BACK ALREADY!
Kayaking is exciting. Jerk.
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