Other advice from Woolf

2. Don't start smoking. Queers love their fags, and when you hang out with a slew of them you are destined to see cigarettes. Therefore, damn near impossible to quit. And I am doing my damndest, which just ain't good enough right now.

In other news, Alice is home finally. Too many days of playing nature girl for her. I think she's glad to be back in her natural habitat.

It has also been brought to my attention that Alice is funnier than I am. (I was already aware).

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